DCKS
florelgreen:

this tombstone always makes me really sad
please keep the credit xo

officialunitedstates:

"Anything you say can and will be used against you in a court of law"

"How come millipedes have so many legs but can’t even move very fast"



There’s a species of solitary mason bees that make these pretty little nests for their larvae out of flower petals.
  • person: wow you drink so much water, you're so healthy!!
  • me: i cry so much i gotta stay hydrated

tranzient:

FRANK
FRANK, MAN, YOU’RE ALIVE
I JUST…
I SAW THIS HANDBAG MAN
IT LOOKED JUST LIKE YOU.
OH FRANK I’M SO RELIEVED.

shingeki-no-mass-effect:

dajo42:

realistically the space under my bed is very small so if a monster did in fact live there it would have to also be very small

it would be some kind of baby monster

i would have to look after it

The true horror: responsibility



little friend, you are suddenly so serious you are going places you are doing things you are a strong pup